You’d better believe it!

I was as shocked as you presumably are. But there I was, scrolling the latest/dopest @fuckjerry memes, listening to some Dad Rock when it occurred to me–

Dark Side of the Moon synced up perfectly with the cup of Monster™ Energy Drink I was gulping down from a vintage Solo® Jazz styrofoam beverage container.




Amazing! Now what do I do with all this valuable information?

I wrote my representative in congress but they didn’t respond to my emails. 
Looks like Billy Corgan was right.


 The world is vampire.