Provolone

Salami

Breeze

Calmly gazing at a wall

Inhaling

Exhaling




Cats

Dogs

Drugs

Pogs

Junk food

Health food

Yoga

Yogurt

Additional ways to self-medicate (NOT for beginners):

Winking

Walking

Believing in the restorative powers of natural sleep patterns

Actually sleeping

Rubbing your face on some grass

Getting mad at forces beyond your control

Deciding that’s pointless and not doing it anymore

Jet skiing

Hanging ten

Hanging loose

Being rough

Being ready




Being really petty and sweaty

Not sweating the small stuff

Telling little kids that raisins are rat poop and eating some in front of them

Going back to college

Dropping out of college

Taking long walks on the beach

Talking long walks into the beach

Swimming away from shore until your arms get so tired they give out and you drift out to sea satisfied that you got what you deserved

Feeling like you got what you deserved

Accepting it either way

Moving up

Moving out

Moving on