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Whoever Said Women Aren’t Funny Hasn’t Met My Mom

Whoever said women can’t be funny has never met my mom! She invented Gatorade in 1992 on a dare. Most people don’t know this but Powerade actually existed first.  I’m sorry that’s a typo I meant “date.” She was dating a chemist at Florida University (go gators.)     They were in his lab one evening (romantic) when he said “I bet you can’t concoct a sports drink with as much salt as there is sugar!”  He only said this because he didn’t know how, not because he fucking loved science. But my mom did. She doesn’t anymore but she...

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