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EASY TRICK: Just Put Egg on ANY Sub & It’s a CHEAPER Breakfast Sub

Yes, you read correctly. Putting an egg on any subway sub instantly classifies it as a breakfast sub, reducing the price to $3.50 for a 6-inch and $5.99 for a footlong. These are the cheapest prices available (aside from the $3 daily special.) Don’t get the daily special. It makes you look like you’re only doing it because it’s cheap and so are you. If you turn your sandwich into a breakfast sandwich using this trick, people will think you are a) assertive b) kind c) horrifyingly attractive (sexually) It’s a trick sure, but it works — and that’s the...

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Snoop Dogg Will Never Be Young Again But These Ray-Bans Are on Sale for $19.99

Snoop Dogg used to be young and virile but alas, time takes its toll on us all. Now he is old and weathered, a weary and wizened semblance of his former self, gradually decaying into a puddle of sludge that used to be cool. This is the way of all things. One day you’re fresh and fit, at the top of your game collecting all the pearls because the world is your oyster and it always has been and you don’t know any different. The next thing you know, you’re a walking parody of your former glory and people...

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Donald Trump Is Very Edgy If You Think About It

Talk about a “what the heck” moment! Bad boy anti-establishment candidate Donald Trump has gone and done it this time, retweeting a quote from fascist Italian dictator and World War II aficionado Benito Mussolini. Yikes! What did the Donald have to say about this? I don’t know, probably something about how edgy it is to be racist. Donald Trump is very edgy, if you think about it.   Apparently this was all a trick by the hipsters over at Vice.com to humiliate the strong orange man.   Amazing joke, guys. Now that Trump has been thoroughly shamed, his resignation from the presidential race...

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This is CLICKBAIT

So you clicked it. Maybe you thought the headline was a joke and there would be some actual content here. Not the case. This article is completely 100% filler that will do you zero good. The only reason it exists is to dupe you into thinking you haven’t wasted your time. Now here’s an ad. Thanks for looking at that. I just made some money. Not a lot, but if enough of you are tricked into reading this far, it starts to “ad” up. Get it? 😂😂 What the heck. Here’s another one. That was fun wasn’t it? They’re...

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